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Current Host: Chris2
Current Topic: Huge losses for Consignia, the former Post Office Group, may result in up to 40,000 job losses, the threat of strike action and a sharp rise in the price of a first-class stamp. How did this once respected public service descend into chaos?
LadeezMan: early in the morning, just as day is dorning...
Bronco: he pix up all the letters that he can
LadeezMan: IN HIS VAN
Bronco: THAT HE CAN
Host_Chris2: I think we're getting sidetracked again
LadeezMan: wrong
Bronco: eveybody knows his brite red van eveybody smiles when he say good morning
Host_Chris2: I shouldn't have mentinoned Postman Pat
LadeezMan: AS HE WAIVES TO GREET THEM
*Pashmina has entered the NewsRoom*
Host_Chris2: let's try to focus on the challenges facing Consignia
Bronco: wots consingia then. Hi pash
Pashmina: hi
Host_Chris2: it's the new name for the Post Office
Pashmina: since when. It said post office last time I picked up me child benifit
Bronco: I didnt know u had kids
Pashmina: dont be daft
Host_Chris2: to return to the topic, then...
Pashmina: did u see them terrer triplets on telly
LadeezMan: yeah
Pashmina: fritghnin innit
Bronco: no. why do they call them terrer triplets then
LadeezMan: cos theres 3 of them
Host_Chris2: I suppose youth crime is a better topic than Consignia
LadeezMan: to right! some toerag run off w me new nokia last week
Pashmina: probaly a terrer triplet
Bronco: was it insured
LadeezMan: no cos I bougt it off some drug attic in a pub
Bronco: is terrer triplets a cartoon
Host_Chris2: Pashmina, you live in Chester, don't you?
Pashmina: maybe
LadeezMan: no it aint a cartoon. grow up
Host_Chris2: it's just that I read something abt Chester in the Telegraph yesterday
Bronco: telegrap is that the pink one
Pashmina: wot
Host_Chris2: it said the Duke of Westminster's daughter is afraid to go out in Chester after dark
Pashmina: so she shoud be
LadeezMan: the pink one is for gays
Host_Chris2: why's that, Pashmina?
Pashmina: cos I told that bitch id slap her one if I saw her again
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