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Current Topic: Huge losses for Consignia, the former Post Office Group, may result in up to 40,000 job losses, the threat of strike action and a sharp rise in the price of a first-class stamp. How did this once respected public service descend into chaos?

LadeezMan: early in the morning, just as day is dorning...

Bronco: he pix up all the letters that he can

LadeezMan: IN HIS VAN

Bronco: THAT HE CAN

Host_Chris2: I think we're getting sidetracked again

LadeezMan: wrong

Bronco: eveybody knows his brite red van eveybody smiles when he say good morning

Host_Chris2: I shouldn't have mentinoned Postman Pat

LadeezMan: AS HE WAIVES TO GREET THEM

*Pashmina has entered the NewsRoom*

Host_Chris2: let's try to focus on the challenges facing Consignia

Bronco: wots consingia then. Hi pash

Pashmina: hi

Host_Chris2: it's the new name for the Post Office

Pashmina: since when. It said post office last time I picked up me child benifit

Bronco: I didnt know u had kids

Pashmina: dont be daft

Host_Chris2: to return to the topic, then...

Pashmina: did u see them terrer triplets on telly

LadeezMan: yeah

Pashmina: fritghnin innit

Bronco: no. why do they call them terrer triplets then

LadeezMan: cos theres 3 of them

Host_Chris2: I suppose youth crime is a better topic than Consignia

LadeezMan: to right! some toerag run off w me new nokia last week

Pashmina: probaly a terrer triplet

Bronco: was it insured

LadeezMan: no cos I bougt it off some drug attic in a pub

Bronco: is terrer triplets a cartoon

Host_Chris2: Pashmina, you live in Chester, don't you?

Pashmina: maybe

LadeezMan: no it aint a cartoon. grow up

Host_Chris2: it's just that I read something abt Chester in the Telegraph yesterday

Bronco: telegrap is that the pink one

Pashmina: wot

Host_Chris2: it said the Duke of Westminster's daughter is afraid to go out in Chester after dark

Pashmina: so she shoud be

LadeezMan: the pink one is for gays

Host_Chris2: why's that, Pashmina?

Pashmina: cos I told that bitch id slap her one if I saw her again

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