Action couple

Nicole Kidman as Martha Gellhorn? HBO's Hemingway & Gellhorn premieres on US TV tonight, but we won't be able to judge it until later this year.

He's back!

Former PM Tony Blair will be making an appearance at the Leveson inquiry later on Monday.

Hard times

Frances Osborne (wife of chancellor George) publishes her novel Park Lane next week. Unfortunate title, given we've just hit a second recession.

Good call

Loving the packaging on Tesco's "iconic" sandwich range. We suspect they're not going to taste as good as they look.

Party animal?

Bill Clinton: when did you become a Z-lister? Recently spotted at a London party with Will.i.am, then with some porn stars at a Monte Carlo bash. Stop. Please.