Turn-ons
M Cousins bungs preconceptions in mortar; applies pestle to notion that polemic need be pompous/pie-charty
Attenborough brings Attenbrilliance to Auntie's latest "Phew! Nature!" wow-fayre
Dr Gabrielle Walker on The Secret Life of Ice
Boffin phew-goshes through twinkly pop-science belter. Attendant hockeysticks: jolly
Crotchety codgers board HMS Snark for five-star all-inclusive pedantry challenge
Turn-offs
Wincing Dolittles dispense doomsday diagnoses amid menagerie of equine cankers, porcine buboes etc
Because dead-eyed hubris is, like, less enervating when it's wearing slightly smaller tasselled loafers, yeah?
Dilapidated jowls & carefully italicised self-deprecation fail to conceal elephantine ego beneath sub-Clarksonian carapace
Kirstie Allsopp's homage to Kirstie Allsopp continues unchecked. This week: Kirstie Allsopp
