Going up

The Superdry baseball jacket Yes, it's a daft trend, but how could you not have fun in this?

Lovebox dance off Sunday night's line-up: Blondie, Scissor Sisters, Robyn, Kelis and Beth Ditto

Va-va-Cruz The new shorthand for, "Wow, you're smoking/totally high-voltage"

Norwegian Wood Latest film where, without actually being all about the clothes, it's a total fash fest. Think a Prada retro print with a dash of Marni

Laura Linney Belated hi-fives for The Big C. And all round airkissing just for being quite fabulous

Going down

Statement neckpieces Done. Move on with stacks of bangles or jumbo earrings, please

Silk shirts Almost at breaking point with this. Give 'em a rest and go with a faded army shirt

Long jumpers You need short ones to go with new longer hems. Sam Cam got in early with French Connection's navy one

Royal-inspired headgear Sorry, no we still don't want a fascinator. We're doing under-the-chin-strap hats or swim caps just now, actually