Going up

Cher The original, obv, coming soon in Burlesque. Some of us love any film where ladies burst into song

'Intense' eyes It's the new winking, don't you know. Aiden X Factor brought it to Saturday nights for a while; Simon from Misfits is fiercely good at this, too. Hot

DB suits A major menswear story next season, from M&S to Burton. Hurrah! Channel Prince Charles during the year of the royal wedding

The Kooples New brand from the family behind Comptoir des Cotonniers. His 'n' hers dressing never looked so chic

Lockets Astley Clarke's £110 silver locket with tiny moonstone is all we want for Christmas

Going down

Getting wet in the post-party taxi queue That's what Per Una's leopard-print brolly is for. Sometimes it's the small things, innit?

All Saints copycats Certain high street labels are channelling All Saints' wonky collar/weird flap of fabric. Fashion philosophy gone too far. Stop it!

Black Christmas trees Don't even say the word minimalism. Trees should be green and real, or sugar-pink and fake. We are officially Christmassy now