Three-line celebrations of everyone's favourite artery-clogging foodstuff.
Reveal how much your life sucks with others whose life also sucks so they can laugh at you and feel less sucky.
What would the message be if Twitter had always existed? "What to wear, what to wear?" tweets Johnny Cash.
Fiction for those with extreme attention deficit: "Reversing. Bump... Bump... Damn Dog. Divorce."
One-line music news and reviews for rock fans in a desperate hurry for the next big thing.
Short'n'sweet films of some elderly Jewish folk telling their favourite gags.