Okay, okay, I'll stop posting about GTA IV after this, but I thought you might like to be kept up to date with the latest cutting edge commentary on the game. Here's CNN presenter Glenn Beck, doing his best to whip up some right-wing fervour by essentially blaming videogames for the collapse of western civilisation. Amazingly insightful - I especially enjoyed the silly faces he pulls as his guest (co-author of the book, Grand Theft Childhood) attempts to address his paranoid, deeply unoriginal world view.

"By Christmas it's expected to sell nine million copies... The perfect gift to celebrate the birth of our lord," he suggests with pious irony, before pointing out that the game "features nudity, prostitution, cop-killing and murder." Well, the bible has three of those covered, but also adds, for example, incest, decapitation, torture and infanticide. Rockstar has little in its armoury to compete with that.