Oh Billie. Billie, Billie, Billie. Just when we were all feeling so good about your stuff in Doctor Who, you go and do this terrible British paranormal non-thriller.

The idea is that there's this haunted mansion somewhere in London. Five studenty types show up there, because, like, that's their student accommodation. One of them is a nasty drug dealer. Another is a wimpy sensitive type who semi-gets off with Billie (they sleep together chastely with clothes on) and shrieks things like: "There's no need to wreck everything!" Awful things happen. It's like a horror-film version of The Young Ones.