Some films just don't travel, and that goes for this clunking relationship comedy from Spain. A bunch of friends hang out, and form an amateur football team to give themselves a little self-esteem.

The acting and directing are very broad and crass. One spectacularly unfunny scene has a guy copping a blowjob from his girlfriend under a restaurant table while having to shake hands with an acquaintance who's just come in. Red cards all round.