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Current Topic: How will the Chancellor's latest budget affect you and your family, your savings, your pension, your mortgage and your future? Our online financial expert DrMoney is here to answer all your questions.

LadeezMan: not in my name

jenni@boughtledger: amen to that

DrMoney: I see. What about the lease?

LadeezMan: not in my name either.

DrMoney: The phone bill?

LadeezMan: no way. I use me cat's name for that

Pashmina: awww. wots he called

LadeezMan: Mrs Victor S Dubravski.

jenni@boughtledger: I thought we were talking about the war

DrMoney: so financially speaking, you don't exist

LadeezMan: I got my reasons

Pashmina: sweet! my cats called atomic kitten

Bronco: we know

LadeezMan: shoud I get me an ISA

Pashmina: only she aint no kitten no more

DrMoney: you haven't got any money

jenni@boughtledger: there's a war on you know

Host_Chris2: The budget is also important. we've had plenty of war debate in recent weeks

LadeezMan: but if I knew where I coud get 1 cheap

jenni@boughtledger: I was in rehab for that

Pashmina: shes reallly fat now

Bronco: jenni@ how long u in rehab 4

jenni@boughtledger: since my breakdown

Bronco: when was that

Pashmina: all she does is eat & eat

Host_Chris2: anyone else have a question for DrMoney?

jenni@boughtledger: it began with the failure to secure a 2nd un resolution

Pashmina: maybe atomic kitten should go to the priority for eating disoders!

Bronco: I see

jenni@boughtledger: its all there on my website

DrMoney: can I go then

Pashmina: I mean my cat atomic kitten not the band!!

Bronco: we know

Host_Chris2: come on, people. We're lucky to have our financial expert with us today!

LadeezMan: hes relly opened my eyes

DrMoney: I have to pretend to be Noddy online in 10 min

Pashmina: but maybe they should as well!

jenni@boughtledger: thanks for all your support btw

Bronco: no problemo

DrMoney: & I need to pee

jenni@boughtledger: im being sarcastic

Host_Chris2: does anyone have a last question for Dr Money?

LadeezMan: whats big ears really like

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