The Register's feeble report on the ISPAs (Internet Service Provider Awards), held last night, neglects to mention that the event was a triumph for Tim and Sue Snape's West Dorset Internet, which carried off two awards. One WDI acceptance speech (loud cheers) included something like the following (loud cheers): "I'd also like to thank BT" (loud boos) "for spending so much money advertising broadband Internet in places where it can't supply it" (even louder cheers).