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Current Host: Chris2

Current Topic: In a speech to a conference of British ambassadors, Tony Blair characterised Britain's international role as a "unifier" and reiterated his support for the US. But is our status as America's closest ally consistent with Blair's vision of Britain as a consensus-seeking mitigator? What do you think?

Bronco: does it smell like burnt toast

LadeezMan: only one millionth of one drop will kill you

Bronco: cos I keep smelling burnt toast

Pashmina: you cant smell it its smelless

Bronco: wotsit called

Host_Chris2: it's not the topic, but the poison is called Ricin

Pashmina: and its not in the air u got to stick each person with a umbrela

LadeezMan: cos its got rice in

Pashmina: does it

Host_Chris2: no, it comes from the same plant that castor oil comes from

LadeezMan: the rice plant

Pashmina: how can we stop terererists buyin rice!!!

LadeezMan: you cant

Host_Chris2: actually it's made from castor beans

LadeezMan: which is another name for rice

Host_Chris2: no it isn't

Pashmina: WOT IS CASTRO BEANS!!!

*KimHowells has entered the NewsRoom*

Bronco: dunno

LadeezMan: the Castor bean is a shrub-like herb native to Africa, but naturalised across much of North America, bearing seed pods which have a strong emetic effect if ingested

Pashmina: omilord!

KimHowells: as of now i'm monitoring this chatroom

Bronco: LadeezMan did u gcp that

Host_Chris2: welcome KimHowells. The topic is Britain's international role

Pashmina: wot is gcp

Bronco: google, copy, paste

KimHowells: I hope u idiots arent glorifying guns

Pashmina: of corse not

Bronco: guns are cool, tho

LadeezMan: I got a huge glock

Bronco: lol

LadeezMan: KimHowells is u fit

Host_Chris2: I think KimHowells is pretending to be the outspoken culture minister of the same name

KimHowells: I am KimHowells u rap artist bastards

LadeezMan: male or female

Host_Chris2: male

Pashmina: maybe its really him

Bronco: lets ask him questions only a govt minister woud know

Host_Chris2: questions pertaining to the topic, perhaps.

Pashmina: KimHowells has ricin got rice in

Bronco: damn Ive burnt me toast

KimHowells: conceptualist shitheads

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