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Current Host: Chris2
Current Topic: The Queen's Speech was dominated by legislation aimed at reducing crime and reforming the criminal justice system. Is crime now the country's biggest priority?
Pashmina: has it stopped smoking
*LadeezMan has entered the NewsRoom*
Bronco: yes flames is shooting out of it now
Host_Chris2: is there a particular piece of legislation anyone would like to discuss?
LadeezMan: out of wot
Pashmina: you shoud relly call the fire department
Bronco: my toaster
LadeezMan: they is on strike
Pashmina: then call the army & get a green goblet to come round
Bronco: but Id have to go offline
Pashmina: WOT IS MORE IMPOTANT YR LIFE OR THIS CHATROOM
LadeezMan: u should get broadband
Bronco: shutup abt broadband
LadeezMan: then u can call in fires and chat at the same time
Pashmina: do you work for bt or wot
Host_Chris2: did anyone see the state opening of Parliament yesterday?
Bronco: uh oh
Pashmina: WOT
LadeezMan: I saw it on telly
Bronco: there goes the curtin
Pashmina: POUR WATER ON IT
Host_Chris2: You shouldn't put water on an electrical fire
LadeezMan: its that thing with the queen yeah
Bronco: thats it it stoppd now
Pashmina: omigod wot did u put in it
Bronco: pizza
Host_Chris2: There's one piece of legislation you'll all be interested in...
LadeezMan: shes a right royal bitch innit
Pashmina: pizza in a toaster!!!!
Bronco: the cheese got all bunrt. Ill have to start over
Pashmina: don't put more in!!
LadeezMan: & Prince Charls hangs out with puffs
Bronco: uh oh here we go again
Host_Chris2: ...24 hour pub openings!
Pashmina: Chris2 dont talk abt pubs Broncos house is in fire!
Host_Chris2: Bronco I think you'd better unplug your toaster
LadeezMan: 24 hour pubs! WIKKID
Bronco: good idea I'll just put me coat over me head
Pashmina: someone dial 999!
Host_Chris2: Bronco I suggest you leave your house immediately
LadeezMan: I can't Im baned for too many antharx calls
Bronco: so slepy
Pashmina: THIS IS ALL THOSE FIREMANS FAULT
LadeezMan: broadband could have saved him
Bronco: just kidding I dont even have no toaster haha
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