Adrian Horton 

A Week Away review – out-of-touch Netflix play for Christian audience

A cloying new sub-Disney Channel teen musical, packed with unremarkable performances and forgettable songs, feels oddly of another period
  
  

A still from A Week Away, a film chasing magic best confined to the late 2000s.
A still from A Week Away, a film chasing magic best confined to the late 2000s. Photograph: Richard Peterson/Netflix

A Week Away, Netflix’s High School Musical-style play for the contemporary Christian teen market, feels strangely unrooted from our timeline. The musical about a week at a Christian summer camp, directed by Roman White, is ostensibly set in the present yet transparently derives its musical and choreography cues from mid-2000s Disney projects like the aforementioned series and Camp Rock, and lead Kevin Quinn looks eerily like Zac Efron circa 2009. It’s a coming-of-age (and faith) movie in which there are barely any phones to be found.

The film opens with a premise too pat and aloof to suspend one’s disbelief: wayward orphan Will Hawkins (Quinn) has stolen a cop car, among a slew of petty crimes, and the consequence? After polite arrest for running from an officer with guitar case in hand, a polite admonishment from Children and Family Services about the threat of juvie (yes, this teen is white; no, this film does not seem at all cognizant of how this plays after last summer’s protests against anti-black police brutality, or of race at all). Luckily for Will, he’s swiftly fostered by a black mother, Kristin (Sherri Shepherd), and her son George (Jahbril Cook) on the condition that he spend a week at the Christian summer camp where Kristin works.

I have no idea how such conditional fostering would work legally, but that’s beside the point in this ludicrous, grating ploy for tacitly conservative audiences. The teen fare of the Disney Channel on which it’s modeled has often required a laughable suspension of reality belief, but A Week Away, arriving a decade-plus after the High School Musical heyday, feels all the more obtuse for it. The film, written by producer Adam Powell and Gabe Vasquez, is like Camp Rock in eager, evangelical overdrive: immediately after Will agrees to attend a week of camp rather than state institutionalization, Kristin breaks into song about God’s grace and the group “follows our leader” to Camp Aweegaway (pronounced like a slurred “a week away”).