Going up

Strange And Familiar Britain as seen by Martin Parr. Very this season.

Analogue emojis Forget crying with laughter and go with a good old-fashioned ;) And award yourself extra points for creative use of the bracket symbol.

Cry-Baby Johnny Depp’s best role (soz Scissorhands) and best hair gets referenced in Supreme’s SS16 collection.

Rick Owens’ Black Python phone case Is it wrong to want to wear an iPhone case?

Mica Arganaraz Model doing good work for those of us with hair that can be described as “cavy”, aka curly and wavy.

Kate’n’Leo The Oscars, sure, but really this is all about the Vetements Titanic sweatshirt. Sheer genius.

Going down

Portofino Amend your decadent holiday destination to Fire Island. Not only was it the location of some of disco’s best parties in the 1970s, Versace have now named a watch after the island off New York.

Hems So over. It’s all about the frayed jeans now.

Popcorn The new cupcakes. That’s bad, obvs.

Half-up, half-down hair Far too beauty pageant for our tastes, thanks, Oscars.

MacBook selfie sticks Seriously? End of days.

‘Pop-up relationships’ Gen Z term for dating without defining the terms (and a very real reason we need to phase out the idea of pop-ups).