1. “I’ve married a cupboard of rubbish”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

2. “No man knows what to do with me”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

3. “Sugar is a necessary fluid”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

4. “The cruel smell of orange blossoms”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

5. “The velvet stuff and porcelain things”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

6. “My landscape is a hand with no lines”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

7. “Is it that stuff on unwashed vegetables?”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

8. “They are more beautiful than my bodiless owl”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

9. “To play with me, is eternal”

   1. Pamela Anderson

   2. Sylvia Plath

10. “I have simply ordered a box of maniacs”

    1. Pamela Anderson

    2. Sylvia Plath

11. “There is only beauty ahead”

    1. Pamela Anderson

    2. Sylvia Plath

12. “Mill a litter of breasts like jellyfish”

    1. Pamela Anderson

    2. Sylvia Plath

Solutions

1:B, 2:A, 3:B, 4:A, 5:A, 6:B, 7:A, 8:B, 9:A, 10:B, 11:A, 12:B

Scores

1. 1 and above.

   Not great. You got more wrong than you did right. Clearly, Pamela Anderson is a pretty decent poet. That or it’s hard to recognise genius from just one line out of context. Either way, you’ve earned the right to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pamelaanderson/posts/10152533091147072">read the full poem</a>.

2. 5 and above.

   Not bad. You figured most of them out but you were still fooled once or twice. Does that mean Pamela Anderson’s actually quite a good poet? No, obviously not. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pamelaanderson/posts/10152533091147072">See for yourself</a>.

3. 9 and above.

   Impressive. You can tell the difference between a brilliant poet and a former Baywatch star. You now have permission to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pamelaanderson/posts/10152533091147072">read the full poem</a> and smirk a bit if you want to.