1. "It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it. "

   1. Jodi Kramer

   2. Pink

   3. Mitch

   4. Benny O'Donnell

2. "You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table."

   1. Slater

   2. Pink

   3. Wooderson

   4. O'Bannion

3. "I wanna dance!"

   1. Mike

   2. Tony

   3. Cynthia

   4. Sabrina

4. "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

   1. Dawson

   2. Slater

   3. Jodi Kramer

   4. Mitch

5. "LICK ME! All of you!"

   1. Darla

   2. Cynthia

   3. Jodi

   4. O'Bannion

6. "You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N"

   1. Slater

   2. Tony

   3. Sabrina

   4. Wooderson

7. "Marijuana on one. Reefer on two."

   1. Slater

   2. Wooderson

   3. Pink

   4. Coach Conrad

8. "Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man."

   1. Pickford

   2. O'Bannion

   3. Clint Bruno

   4. Don

9. "Maybe the 80s will be like radical or something. I figure we'll be in our 20s and it can't get worse."

   1. Cynthia

   2. Julie

   3. Darla

   4. Simone

10. "Aerosmith, two weeks. Don't forget."

    1. Pink

    2. Don

    3. Simone

    4. Wooderson

Solutions

1:B, 2:D, 3:A, 4:B, 5:A, 6:D, 7:C, 8:B, 9:A, 10:D

Scores

1. 5 and above.

   Hmm. Not a great score, but we'll let you off if you sign this pledge not to take drugs or do anything else to jeopardize the goal of a championship season

2. 6 and above.

   Great score! No paddling for you today. How about going for a perfect 10?

3. 10 and above.

   Perfect score! You're a true Dazed and Confused aficionado. Let's celebrate with a party at the Moon Tower.