1. “The Byron gang are going to get their dicks caught in their zip.”

   1. Entertaining Mr Sloane

   2. Arcadia

   3. The Seagull

2. “Harridan! You’ll see no mercy from me!”

   1. Illuminatus!

   2. A Map of the World

   3. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

3. “I’d known for a long time I was going to have an accident.”

   1. The Vertical Hour

   2. Skylight

   3. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

4. “Come on – let’s get pissed and watch porn!”

   1. Love Actually

   2. A Kind of Alaska

   3. Page Eight

5. “The tragedy of people like me is our lives peaked too early.”

   1. Notes on a Scandal

   2. Still Crazy

   3. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

6. “Look, Mr Twat …”

   1. Hot Fuzz

   2. Guest House Paradiso

   3. The Constant Gardener

7. “Funny lot, painters, aren’t they?”

   1. Enduring Love

   2. The Lawless Heart

   3. Betrayal

8. “Do you have any idea what a terrible person you have become?”

   1. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

   2. I Capture the Castle

   3. The Canterbury Tales

9. “This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet.”

   1. Shaun of the Dead

   2. King Lear

10. “You don’t hear doggies running about going, ‘Oh that this too too solid flesh could melt.’”

    1. Blue/Orange

    2. Pravda

    3. The Warp

Solutions

1:B, 2:C, 3:A, 4:A, 5:B, 6:B, 7:C, 8:A, 9:B, 10:A

Scores

1. 4 and above.

   Oh dear!

2. 10 and above.

   Well done! Skylight is at Wyndham’s theatre until 23 August 2014