Apple’s executive team will get up on stage in San Francisco on Wednesday and announce … something. The event, like all major Apple press conferences, has only been officially teased with an invitation bearing the phrase “Hey Siri”.

But, also like all major Apple press conferences, the company’s been leakier than a colander carrying water, and so we all have a pretty good idea what’s about to happen.

To help us separate the gossip from the rumours, the truth from the half-truths, the Apple Watches from the iWatches, we’re turning to you, our readers. The wisdom of the crowds can surely peek behind the brushed aluminium veil, right?

We’ll post the results on Wednesday, shortly before Apple’s event.