Is there something in the water at Paris Fashion Week? First Kim Kardashian pops up with hair the colour of a budgerigar’s crown. Now Jared Leto – whose dearly departed man bun we recent eulogised – has debuted a dye job that makes him look like Rhydian from X Factor, or Spike from Buffy, at best. We’re hearing that the hair is for a role. But as for that velvet jacket – with the tag still attached and visible – and the snowboots worn in crisp, sunny Paris? They remain unexplained.