Who knew there was so much you could do with a humble slice of grilled bread? Self-styled breakfast guru Dr Toast (Drtoast.com) can help you with any query regarding this modest foodstuff, from condiments to toasters with burning tendencies - an issue illustrated at Halfgiraffe.com/toast.html.

For more surreal loaf-based entertainment go to Teamfishcake.co.uk/toast for, erm, "photos of things pushed through toast", while Mauricebennett.co.nz features portraits of Elvis Presley, Mona Lisa and Dame Edna Everage made using thousands of slices of bread.

Completing the cult, Toaster.org features toast(er) art including tattoos of toasters (why?) and Theimaginaryworld.com majors on the crazy animated adventures of Mr Toast and his tearful friend Mr Onion.