Tanks a lot

Current Topic: With tanks surrounding Heathrow airport and and troops massing on the Iraqi border, Britain seems ready to do battle. But is the possiblity of war with Iraq distracting us from the more immediate worry of terrorism at home? What do you think? USABob: theyre just so dirty
  
  


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Current Topic: With tanks surrounding Heathrow airport and and troops massing on the Iraqi border, Britain seems ready to do battle. But is the possiblity of war with Iraq distracting us from the more immediate worry of terrorism at home? What do you think?

USABob: theyre just so dirty

LadeezMan: & smelly

Host_Chris2: let's return to the topic, people

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USABob: whenever I see them thronging around tourist sites it makes me sick

Bronco: they eat anything

USABob: and they carry diseases

LadeezMan: cheese frogs snails

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Bronco: hi pash

Pashmina: TANKS AT HEATHROW!!! WHAT WE GONNA DO!!!

USABob: I didn't know they ate frogs. How awful

LadeezMan: British tanks

Bronco: yes. & they always lose every war

Pashmina: omg I nearly was sick!

USABob: actually they were quite helpful in WWI

Bronco: is that the hitler one

USABob: carrying messages across enemy lines etc

Pashmina: I thought al cadia was invadin or summat

Bronco: I thougt you hated them

USABob: I do but I think we have to recognise their contribution

LadeezMan: BUT were they good in World War 2?!

Bronco: is that the hitler one

USABob: no, by then they were pretty well useless

LadeezMan: cowerds

Pashmina: who are you talking abt

Bronco: the french

USABob: pigeons

LadeezMan: monkey-eating cheese losers

USABob: I really hate pigeons

Bronco: when he sez pigeons does he mean the french

LadeezMan: no french is frogs

USABob: it's more of a phobia

LadeezMan: USABob I thought u yanks all hated france

Pashmina: USABob is from surry

Bronco: is he

USABob: The USA stands for Universal Standard Assurance

LadeezMan: & you don't hate the french?

Pashmina: it where he works

USABob: No, just pigeons

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Pashmina: I don't hate anyone

Host_Chris2: sorry, I got disconnected from the server. Are we still discussing the possibility of a 2nd UN resolution?

Pashmina: except that bitch catherine zita jones

USABob: does anyone need any insurance, btw?

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