As a reaction to the technology age, crafting has become a popular trend in recent years. However, homemade creations from wool and wood are no longer of the variety that could be put to use (spice racks, tea cosies, etc). Instead, today's craft projects fall into one of three categories: owls, pointless crap or weird pointless crap (sometimes involving owls). It is the latter category with which this wonderful site concerns itself. Current crafting disaster highlights include a set of saucy knitted underwear, a horse (or possibly monkey) made from wire and, our favourite, useful when you can't find flowers, a bouquet made of salami. Readers can send in their own craft malfunctions or join in on Guess This Mess and caption competitions.