Fed up of not being able to play Grand Theft Auto in chunky 2D? Scared of those realistic three dimensional graphics? It's all going to be okay soon. The internet is positively buzzing with the news that a lone coder named Brian Provinciano is programming a complete conversion of GTA III for the, get this, Nintendo Entertainment System - an 8bit console launched nearly twenty years ago. He explains why he's doing it right here. If you haven't seen this get over there right now, it looks... brilliant. Why do people do things like this? They should be given medals - preferably made out of old videogame console circuit boards.