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Current Topic: Details of the celebrations planned for the Queen's Golden Jubilee - including an outdoor pop concert and a three-month royal tour - wereannounced this week, amid worries that a lack of public enthusiasm may scupper the event. Are such celebrations appropriate in this day and age? What do you think?

LadeezMan: I done it once

GordonZola: The jubilee celebrations are money well spent

Pashmina: u had sex with ur teacher!

LadeezMan: I shoud sell my story

Pashmina: how old was u!

*nudeguy has entered the NewsRoom*

LadeezMan: 29

Host_Chris2: I have to admit I'm very excited abt the Jubilee

Pashmina: 29! wot was she teachin u!

GordonZola: the queen does a magnificant job

LadeezMan: yoga

Pashmina: that does NOT count

GordonZola: she has seen many changes in her 50 year reign

Host_Chris2: Pashmina - you interested in Queen's Golden Jubilee?

Bronco: yoga are u gay

Pashmina: no I never eat puddings

nudeguy: I am nude again right now

LadeezMan: I just said I slept with the teacher didnt I

Host_Chris2: I suppose most of you are too young to remember 1977

Bronco: LadeezMan do u where a leotard

Pashmina: theres lots of men in my pilates class

LadeezMan: no leicester city strip

Bronco: pash r u learnin to fly planes then

Host_Chris2: I was only 8 myself at the time

Pashmina: no PILATES. its like yoga but diffrent

Bronco: is it less gay

LadeezMan: Im not gay! I HAD SEX WITH THE TEACHER

Pashmina: we herd u 1st time

GordonZola: I for one am proud to live in a monarchy

nudeguy: I am also proud. Right now.

Bronco: was ur teacher a man

Host_Chris2: but I can still remember the excitement

LadeezMan: NO

Bronco: r u sure

LadeezMan: I HAD SEX WITH HER

Host_Chris2: & the Golden Jubilee looks set to be even better

Bronco: might of been a ladyboy

Pashmina: leave him be. u cant judge if some1 is gay by there hobbies

Host_Chris2: I've already ordered my commemorative mugs!

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