Though initial calls for preparation regarding Hurricane Sandy were written off as overly cautious, it seems that the northern mid-Atlantic of the US and its 60 million residents are in for a historic storm whose powerful winds and strong deluge of rain could cause serious damage and keep many people housebound for several days.
Fortunately, the areas expected to be most affected have received warnings from the government well in advance of the storm and the internet is rife with tips on how best to prepare for the storm. While important, these tips fail to mention the other side of hurricane preparation: the things you'll need when power-outage induced boredom strikes and you've been holed up with the same two people for days in a two-bedroom apartment. But on the internet, the multitudes have shared the ridiculous ways they are preparing for the super storm.
we are ready for the hurricane. Anna has stocked up on soup and candles; I have mentally prepared myself to eat the cat if necessary. #sandy
— willknight (@willknight) October 29, 2012
So far I've just watched Netflix and eaten all day waiting for #Sandy if this is how you prep for a hurricane I think I'm ok with them.
— Travis Poe (@tpoe17) October 29, 2012
One of the cities expected to be hardest hit by the storm is New York, where public transportation shut down Sunday at 7pm and is expected to remain closed through Wednesday. The ability of its denizens to adequately prepare for such a weather event is in doubt:
Hurricane To-Do List - The World v. New York couldn't be more accurate. Tho I'd add "Complain and tweet." #sandy twitter.com/cschweitz/stat…
— Callie Schweitzer (@cschweitz) October 28, 2012
The five boroughs are also filled with millions of people accustomed to keeping their fridges fairly bare due to the multitude of opportunities to dine out and get delivery food. Their preparatory food purchases indicate as much:
Dear woman in front of me in line: goat cheese and Halloween candy will not get you through the hurricane. #sandy #HurricaneSandy #NYC
— GabsNadig (@GabsNadig) October 28, 2012
My roommate's idea of #hurricane #Sandy supplies. Ha! Love her... instagr.am/p/RWKFZrPNuS/
— Aviva Mohilner (@avivamo) October 29, 2012
My hurricane #Sandy prep. I kid you not. twitter.com/benjaminhratne…
— Ben Ratner (@benjaminhratner) October 29, 2012
New Yorkers aren't the only ones taking an unorthodox approach to food prep:
Husband at Trader Joe's to get #Sandy supplies (goat cheese, Italian salame)lady ahead of him got case of wine and package of whoopie pies
— Little Hunting Creek (@kathilatte) October 26, 2012
#safeway didn't have #water so I guess I'll prep for #hurricane #sandy with #franzia #chipotle and #dietcoke instagr.am/p/RWLMgqNlu1/
— Jeffrey (@BravoJeffrey) October 29, 2012
#sandy survival kit, PB&J, pizza, Powerade and Devil Dogs. instagr.am/p/RXlE0DEPeX/
— JW (@AngryJohnnie) October 29, 2012
It also happens to be Halloween weekend, which means the hungover hoardes had to parse through quickly emptying-shelves at half their normal mental capacity in the hopes of securing proper preparatory goods.
Occasionally, they were costumed.
drunk Wonder Woman hurricane prep shopping #Sandy twitter.com/LParavano/stat…
— lisa paravano (@LParavano) October 29, 2012
Trying to make my way through crowds of hungover people staggering aimlessly around Key Foods--may as well be the zombie apocalypse #Sandy
— mary squillace (@squillace) October 28, 2012
Hungover, shopping for emergency provisions in my pajamas, and I got carded for beer. #Sandy
— Chris Minnick(@chrisaminnick) October 28, 2012
Finally, if there is one bit of preparation that unites all, it is the intent focus on securing alcohol.
My parents didn't buy candles or flashlights, but assure me they've stocked up on wine, vodka, whiskey and tequila. That should cover #sandy
— Lucy Kafanov (@LucyKafanov) October 29, 2012
On #Sandy, @swanninnyc reports from lower Manhattan: "We have a crate of wine and half a bottle of Irish Whiskey. So I am relaxed about it."
— David Waddell (@David_Waddell) October 29, 2012
Some of our sandy stash! ced03001 and I are ready!#sandy #frankenstorm #winestash #necessitybrownies instagr.am/p/RXqrA9mmUM/
— Jenna Hasskarl (@jennahasskarl) October 29, 2012