Lance Armstrong's life is to be dramatised on the big screen. JJ Abrams is set to direct a movie that will take its lead from the forthcoming book Cycle of Lies: The Fall of Lance Armstrong by New York Times reporter Juliet Macur.
Abrams did a decent job with Star Trek and Super 8, but we're here to help him out with some suggestions. We want to know your ideas for the film title, tagline, soundtrack and cast members. If you're feeling very creative, email us a mocked-up front cover to gallery@guardian.co.uk and we'll publish the best responses.
Some of your best suggestions
Pinocchio
There Will Be Blood Transfusions
Lord of the Syringes
Fear and Loathing in Le Mans
EPO Brother Where Art Thou
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
LA Confidential (remake)
The Texas Cycling Massacre
Lycra Lycra
The Lyin' King
Butch Armstrong and the Drugs He Hid
The Unmagnificent Seven
The Greatest Story Ever Spun
Drugs, Lies and Handlebartape
The Taking Of Peloton 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Catch Me If You Can
"The true story of a real fake"
With Leonardo DiCaprio as Lance Armstrong and Tom Hanks as Paul Kimmage
The Postman Always Rigs It Twice (and another five times)
Soundtrack includes:
Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams
Pissing In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy
Needles and Pins - The Searchers
Jack Your Body - Steve Silk Hurley
Bicycle Race - Queen
Tour de France - Kraftwerk (Francois K remix)
Can't Cry Anymore - Cheryl Crow
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA
Sleazy Rider
The tale of an outlaw biker who wanted to be free (to win every race by cheating)
Soundtrack includes:
• Born to be riled
• He'll be coming around the mountain (on EPO)
• Ballad of Sleazy Rider (getting caught)
• I wasn't born to follow (the peloton)
• If six was nine (I'd swear it was six)
• Flash, Bam, Pow (to anyone who rats on me)
Cast members:
Lance Armstrong – Robert Downey Junior
Floyd Landis – Eric Stoltz
Tyler Hamilton – Woody Harrelson
Pat McQuaid – Rupert Murdoch
Dr Ferrari – Christopher Lloyd
Dr Fuentes – Bela Lugosi
Paul Kimmage – David Suchet
