This refugee from Sky's film production arm is almost totally naff.

It has Kris Marshall as a shy Belfast redhead who, after getting himself bedded by the local good-time girl, is marked out as a stud with the highest sperm count in an Ireland where, apparently, hamsters have more than men.

Accordingly he is flooded with demands but, though he flails away with avidity, he really loves the nice girl at the local funeral parlour who is dead shocked when she learns of his new trade. Erotic this film certainly is not, even though Marshall goes to it in the sex scenes as if he's seen semi-porno 1960s classics like Danish Dentist on the Job.