Carry On Luggage: Madcap caper which centres on the antics of a hopeless baggage-screening team employed by budget airline SleazyJet. Rumours that the notorious bra bomber may try to board the afternoon flight to Talibanistan have the team on high alert. Incisive satire, starring Jamie Theakston and Wayne Sleep.
Carry On Clare: Parliamentary gag-marathon about an outspoken international development secretary and her repeated attempts to resign from the cabinet. Starring Michael Gambon.
Carry On Reconstructing Iraq: Classic postwar farce. Inept coalition officials attempt to rebuild Iraq's shattered infrastructure and form a representative government from several competing factions. "Shia majority?" "I'll say she is, especially from this angle! Why, she's enough for a quorum!" Mirth-ridden.
Carry On Up the Property Ladder: John and Samantha are selling their one-bedroom flat and looking to buy a Victorian mid-terrace, two-bed house close to Norwich city centre, in an area where all the neighbours have sex with each other. Starring Darren Day as estate agent Roger le Horne.
Carry On Stakeknife: A highly-placed IRA informer with a stammer leads to all sorts of confusion when he mistakenly gives an order to kill hapless greengrocer Michael Hahahanrahan. Laugh-monsoon guaranteed to set the peace process back years. Ooh, quartermaster!
Carry On Genetically Modifying: A pair of bungling geneticists trying to produce a strain of drought-resistant crops accidentally create a 6ft large-breasted blonde woman from vegetable DNA. Their creation soon begins to attract unwanted attention from their boss, the evil Dr Monsanto-Klaus. "Leave her alone! She's not that kind of Swede!" With Shane Ritchie and Sophie Dahl.
Carry On Prime Minister: Lightweight political comedy about an obsessive prime minister who can do whatever he likes, thanks to a huge majority in parliament and an increasingly presidential style of leadership. Driven by a need to stamp himself on history, prime minister Tony Bleahgghhh (Graham Norton) neglects to consult the cabinet on proposals to create foundation hospitals, with hilarious results.
Carry On Staying the Same: Bawdy interest rate comedy. Expect plenty of jokes about controlling inflation.
Carry On Coughing: Killer virus chuckle-fest about a hotel full of quarantined tourists who are trying to escape from China as a mysterious disease sweeps across the land. No one knows the source of the outbreak, but symptoms include large breasts, uncontrollable innuendo and rudeness. Prescription-strength humour.
Carry On Euro: A trio of unscrupulous promoters announce a bogus "Miss Single Currency" pageant, forcing each hopeful contestant to undergo five secret tests. Many measurements are taken, and there is much talk of "possible entry", before the contest is mysteriously postponed forever. Good clean sexist fun, with a message.
