The title Three refers not to the page of the Sun where its star, Kelly Brook, has regularly displayed her wares, but to a trio stranded on a desert island in the Caribbean after a shipwreck. They're Brook (spending most of the time naked or halfnaked), her rich, jealous and increasingly demented husband (Billy Zane outdoing his rich crazy fiancé in Titanic) and a sexy Mexican deckhand (Juan Pablo di Pace, a peon Antonio Banderas). It's a wild melodrama, rather like a version of The Little Hut where the jokes are unintentional, and quite as bad as Guy Ritchie's Madonna vehicle, Swept Away.