Rob Bagchi 

Chris Hoy and Chris Foy: how to tell them apart

Our guide to avoid confusing the champion cyclist and the referee
  
  

Chrises Foy (left) and Hoy (right). Easy, isn't it?
Chrises Foy (left) and Hoy (right). Easy, isn't it? Photograph: Getty Photograph: Getty

Twitter-using Tottenham fans have been mixing up cyclist Chris Hoy and referee Chris Foy – and sending the Olympic champion abuse meant for the latter, following controversial decisions during Spurs' defeat to Stoke City at the weekend. Here's how to tell the two apart:

• Hoy's thighs could have been painted by Rubens; Foy's by LS Lowry.

• "On your bike" is Hoy's daily mantra; it's the only publishable thing said to Foy by Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp.

• Hoy punches the air in celebration; Foy points an accusatory finger.

• Hoy dresses like Neneh Cherry; Foy dresses like a schoolboy Johnny Cash.

• Hoy takes a picture of Prince William to the barber's; Foy takes a picture of Dame Judi Dench.

 

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