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Current Host: Chris2

Current Topic: John Prescott let slip this week that "modernisation" of the fire service might include the loss of up to 10,000 jobs, making the prospect of an early end to the pay dispute seem remote. Is the government's position putting lives in danger? What do you think?

Host_Chris2: although he clearly said all job cuts would be achieved through attrition

Osama_bin_Laden: who is ann diamond anyway. is she blasphemous

LadeezMan: she is now but she used to be quite thin

*Pashmina has entered the NewsRoom*

Pashmina: yo room

LadeezMan: hey

Osama_bin_Laden: death 2 america

Pashmina: so childish. LadeezMan why rnt u @ work???

LadeezMan: its thanks-giving innit

Host_Chris2: there is still the question of adequate fire cover

Pashmina: yes but that is american & YOU are NOT

*mullah'omar has entered the NewsRoom*

mullah'omar: osama u in here

LadeezMan: I told my boss I was tho

Host_Chris2: it does seem likely that fire stations will have to close

Osama_bin_Laden: hi omar hows u

mullah'omar: still in hiding u

Host_Chris2: omar and osama I'm watching you

Pashmina: you dont even know what thanksgiving is

Osama_bin_Laden: busy busy

LadeezMan: Following the bountiful harvest of 1621, Governor William Bradford proclaimed a day of thanksgiving to be shared by all the colonists and the neighboring Native American Indians

mullah'omar: wots up

Pashmina: did you just google that

Osama_bin_Laden: i got a new video coming out soon

LadeezMan: no I did it this morning in case my boss asked

Pashmina: & wot did he say

Osama_bin_Laden: any new fatwahs this week omar

LadeezMan: your sacked

mullah'omar: miss world gary rhodes john prescott and & anne diamond

Osama_bin_Laden: yes I heard ann diamond was v blasphemous

mullah'omar: thats why she has a fatwah

Pashmina: it's not her fault. she's depressed!

Host_Chris2: anyone care to address the topic?

Pashmina: g2g. Some of us has to work. sorry abt yr job LadeezMan

*Pashmina has left the NewsRoom*

LadeezMan: who cares at least im a proud american

Osama_bin_Laden: your hour has come infidel

LadeezMan: thats what my horoscope said

mullah'omar: more blasphemy

LadeezMan: no ta I already ate half a turkey on me own

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