Steven Seagal
www.stevenseagal.com

Steven Seagal, the star of countless brain-free action flicks, reckons he "was born with a serious spiritual consciousness" and his calling is to "serve mankind and ease the suffering of others". How he counters this with his acting is anyone's guess but, as this official shrine demonstrates, there are more sides to Seagal than the granite foreheaded cop with martial arts skills we know and love from movies such as Under Seige 2. As well as his Buddhist beliefs, Seagal is also a musician who has just released an album, Songs From The Crystal Cave, only in France - the big surprise being, judging by the samples here, his songs are actually pretty good. But then according to the great man himself "music is the language of the divine".

Turtle TV
www.turtletvnetwork.com

Imagine a world where humans are replaced by turtles who start their own TV channel. That's the entirely acceptable concept behind this smart site, which features real life hard-backed reptilian creatures (no relation to the teenage ninja variety) undertaking a variety of film projects. Go to the video section to witness spoofs of The Matrix, Psycho and TV news bulletins. While you're there, be sure to check out "The One With The Blazing Saddles" which stars George Bush in a turtle disguise and The One With The French Chef, starring an inebriated cook attempting to prepare Crickets In Wine Sauce. Once you've exhausted those you can play a game of Turtle Hurtle or, if the mood strikes, purchase a Turtle TV bra.

The Prodigy
www.nekosite.co.uk

Children born when the Prodigy recorded their last album, The Fat Of The Land, will be starting junior school shortly after the Essex dance mavericks release their follow-up. Not that the seven-year gap has deterred this wonderful fan site, which has kept going despite having no new music to rave about - just as well considering the band's own site consists of nothing but a digital clock. There's a comprehensive roundup of Liam Howlett's sudden burst of activity, including their own interview, videos and a track-by track description of Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned. Hope it's worth it.