1. Batman and Robin?

   1. Ice to see you

   2. Ice see you've already met

   3. Let's kick some ice

   4. Ice cream but you'll scream more

2. Last Action Hero?

   1. No sequel for you

   2. Get some action

   3. Every hero needs a villain

   4. You're going straight to video

3. Eraser?

   1. You're trash

   2. You're stationery

   3. You're roadkill

   4. You're luggage

4. 

   Escape Plan?

   1. You hit like a housewife

   2. You hit like a vegetarian

   3. You hit like a hippy

   4. You hit like a schoolgirl

5. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

   1. Talk to the hand

   2. You need a reboot

   3. That's a wrap

   4. Rewire this

6. The 6th Day

   1. Try to stay dead this time

   2. You're discontinued

   3. You're not getting a second change

   4. This is your last day

7. The Last Stand?

   1. You fucked up my car

   2. You fucked up my last day on the force

   3. You fucked up my day off

   4. You fucked up my weekend

8. End of Days?

   1. You're going to bible class

   2. This is the end

   3. Make it count

   4. Easy on the hardware

9. 

   Junior?

   1. If only men knew

   2. I need some chocolate

   3. My nipples are very sensitive

   4. I have my mother's hips

10. The Expendables 3?

    1. Happy hunting

    2. Best wishes

    3. You're finished

    4. Third time lucky

Solutions

1:C, 2:A, 3:D, 4:B, 5:A, 6:A, 7:C, 8:D, 9:C, 10:A

Scores

1. 1 and above.

   Hasta la vista, your quiz prowess

2. 4 and above.

   Consider that a divorce

3. 7 and above.

   I'll be back ... to double-check your answers because that was surprisingly good