Maeve Shearlaw 

The Princess of Sudan: the most ill-conceived film idea of all time?

Real-life story of an American father who ‘claimed’ a piece Africa for his daughter is to be made into a movie. Is this the worst idea you’ve heard? Help us curate a top-10 list
  
  

Jeremiah Heaton Bir Tawil
Jeremiah Heaton makes his claim on Bir Tawil, he wants the kingdom for his 7-year-old daughter. Photograph: Facebook

In what must be a contender for the most ill-conceived film ever, Morgan Spurlock and Walt Disney are collaborating on a project to bring the story of an American father who tried to “claim” a piece of Sudan for his seven-year-old daughter, “Princess Emily”, to the big screen under the working title The Princess of Sudan.

When Jeremiah Heaton’s efforts were made public, the Guardian’s Bim Adewunmi asked: “Are white people actually still allowed to do this kind of thing in the 21st century?” – which leads us to question whether films like this should be made either.

It won’t be the first time Hollywood has got Africa wrong. Blood Diamond was called “the latest in a long line of Caucasian crusaders fighting for po’ black folks”. Black Hawk Down was accused of naked US military propaganda for focusing on the deaths of 16 Americans while ignoring the estimated 1,000 Somalis who died in same battle, and Cry Freedom used the story of murdered black leader Steve Biko purely as a backdrop for the epic saga of white journalist Donald Woods.

Outside the continent, Ben Affleck’s Argo was criticised for its unashamed western bias in covering Iran, and Sex and the City 2 was accused of “clumsily misunderstanding Middle Eastern culture”.

What else needs to be on the list, and why? Add your thoughts in the comment thread below and we’ll use them to curate a top 10 ill-conceived ideas of all time.

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Other misguided film ideas: as suggested by you

This one- The PRINCESS OF SUDAN- is unbelievably self-aggrandising and stupid! Other ideas I abhor include the Mummy series of films, (especially the Chinese angle in the last one) starring Brendan Fraser, Raquel Weisz and THE ROCK Johnson. I mean, really??!

Darwins Nightmare was one of the worst! And Africa is still suffering economically because of the half-truths and downright lies about the Nile Perch industry that this film propagated. Some scientists have even quoted this film as a factual source to back up their findings!

On Reddit DaaraJ said:

Probably second worst (at least in recent years). The worst would probably have to go to Machine Gun Preacher:

Former biker gang member renounced hurting people in America so he goes to Sudan to become an arms dealer under the auspices of saving children, killing Joseph Kony, and “serving God in Africa”.

Basically has all the worst Africa tropes (white saviour has to save innocent black children from evil black adults), made even worse that it’s loosely based in truth. Hollywood conveniently glossed over the whole “stockpiling arms in orphanages” thing.

And fidjudisomada voted for:

Tarzan

'Jefferson in Paris' romanticises the relationship Thomas Jefferson had with his slave Sally Hemmings. Fails to recognise that it's a story that revolves around rape.

'Deer Hunter' centres around Asians forcing Americans to play Russian Roulette. Based on no fact whatsoever and insanely racist!

 

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