Going up

Homeland is good again Sunday night telly is back. As is the Carrie hair envy.

Donna Wilson’s jumpers She of the cosy, comforting cushion covers launches a range of cosy, comforting women’s knitwear.

Pure & Light Organic Rose Damask face oil Like a superfood salad for your face.

“Super well!” The alpha frow response to, “How are you?” Competitive tiredness is so 2013.

Baria Alamuddin Award-winning journalist. Lebanese news anchor. Mother-in-law to George Clooney. #wearenotworthy.

The high-water hemline Two inches above the ankle bone – think impromptu shoreline paddle – is next season’s newest trouser length.

Best of British girls’ coats at M&S Bonpoint for a quarter of the price.

Going down

Sports bras as tops This season’s most unforgiving street style trend. Keep for the gym only.

Twitter outrage Over it.

Tardiness APC founder Jean Touitou says being on time is “so chic”. We agree. Especially with Apple Watch on the horizon.

Wearing only one earring The feeling you have forgotten something the whole day is far too disconcerting. Sorry, Louis Vuitton.

Vampy Halloween costumes We’ve been through this before. Not acceptable under any circumstances.

The Moschino Barbie mirror phone case Fries is one thing. But this is the end of days.