Quiz: Robot – or De Niro?

Can you spot which of these lines were spoken by De Niro – and which were spoken by a robot?
  
  


  1. "You talkin' to me?"

    1. ROBOT: Daryl in D.A.R.Y.L.

    2. DE NIRO: Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver

  2. "I know all about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike, And after they've met me, no two are ever the same."

    1. ROBOT: Gigolo Joe in AI

    2. DE NIRO: Paul Vitti in Analyze This

  3. "Little girl, squaking eggs, make chicken fly the coop."

    1. ROBOT: Tik-Tok in Return to Oz

    2. DE NIRO: Captain Shakespeare in Stardust

  4. "This old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6."

    1. ROBOT: Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

    2. DE NIRO: Harry Tuttle in Brazil

  5. "The idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there."

    1. ROBOT: Rodney Copperbottom in Robots

    2. DE NIRO: Louis Cyphre in Angel Heart

  6. "Come on fuckos, let's go for a ride."

    1. ROBOT: Evil Bill and/or Evil Ted in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    2. DE NIRO: James Conway in Goodfellas

  7. "Well, if you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin."

    1. ROBOT: Johnny 5 in Short Circuit

    2. DE NIRO: Jack Byrnes in Meet the Parents

  8. "In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of vapour the size of Nebraska."

    1. ROBOT: Bishop in Aliens

    2. DE NIRO: Senator John McLaughlin in Machete

  9. "How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?"

    1. ROBOT: Roy Batty in Blade Runner

    2. DE NIRO: Fearless Leader in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

  10. "I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so."

    1. ROBOT: Robocop in Robocop 2

    2. DE NIRO: Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy

Solutions

1:B, 2:A, 3:A, 4:B, 5:A, 6:B, 7:A, 8:A, 9:B, 10:B

Scores

  1. 5 and above.

    Oh dear, not a great score. You wouldn't think it was that hard to spot the difference between Robert De Niro and a robot. This score only earns you this trailer for Rocky & Bullwinkle. Try a better score for a better clip. <br><br><iframe width="300" height="169" src="//www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sjzxZCqFu9w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

  2. 6 and above.

    Pretty good score! You're are averagely gifted in the art of telling the difference between Robert De Niro and a robot. Your reward: this scene from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Try a better score for a better clip. <br><br><iframe width="300" height="169" src="//www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/eBtMrHUKlbw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

  3. 9 and above.

    Terrific score! You are very good at telling the difference between Robert De Niro and a robot. Your reward: Adam & Joe's Bobby De Niro song. <br><br><iframe width="300" height="225" src="//www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yh9GEvMzA6I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

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