Going up

The Stella/Céline resort look When these two stand united on matters leopard, big trousers, sheer and the clutching of bags, we pay attention.

Alexander Skarsgård This week's male haircon. Just the right levels of dirt and blond in his dirty blond.

Ally Capellino's bike bags Clever! The pannier and rucksack have waterproof cover options. Plus they all boast handy, silver, reflective trims. Safety first.

The big trouser See top. It's wide, it swallows your shoe and even the Countess of Wessex adopted a Céline-esque white version recently.

Going down

Euro 2012 commentator "style" Footballers, and ex-footballers, have big thighs. Fact. Maybe lay off the shiny trousers? One look we won't be sorry to see the back of tomorrow.

Fifty Shades Until Ryan Gosling signs the film contract, we're over it. For cover appeal, it's all about Where'd You Go, Bernadette.

White jeans The white thing to do now is nails.

Hula-hooping Face facts: Grace Jones owns this.