Pingu fans, look away now. Film-maker Lee Hardcastle has made a claymation video called Pingu's The Thing. Makes a change from watching him scoff fish or learn how to sledge. Suffice to say, Hardcastle's film features a lot of Pingu's infamous honks. And a lot of blood. Monkey reckons there is not a snowball's chance in hell that Pingu's The Thing will make it onto the Cbeebies Bedtime Hour. All together now: "You've got to be fucking kidding!"