Soccer has thrown up few films of value, and this picture by an American director and writer is among the worst. An 11-year-old Liverpool FC fanatic living in a Catholic orphanage is reunited with his football-crazy dad (Damian Lewis), who promises him a trip to see his team play in the 2005 Champions League final in Istanbul. Then Dad dies and the intrepid, now twice-orphaned kid sets out alone and, helped along the way by a former Bosnian soccer star, some Liverpool fans and Kenny Dalglish, achieves his ambition. It's a silly symphony of embarrassment, a sentimental journey along a road paved not with yellow bricks but red cards.