Going up
Henry Hopper Lead in the new Gus Van Sant film Restless, which has a very fashiony trailer, including amaze sunglasses on HH and Mia Wasikowska in an animal-print coat
The statement earring Our numero uno style takeout from Milan fashion week
'I'll have a salad – and a side of macaroni cheese' The fashionable dinner order overheard at Gordon Ramsay's new Bread Street Kitchen
Gold ice buckets Latest interior crush. Particularly Ralph Lauren's "Montgomery"
Monica Vinader's Fiji bracelets Breast Cancer Awareness month is the perfect excuse to add a silver-and-pink version to your wrist-stack
Mel & Sue Will surely be inundated with TV offers after The Great British Bake Off?
Going down
Knitting This winter's ironic craft of choice is crochet. See Christopher Kane's skirts and knits for ref
Edwina Currie Strictly. Barrel. Scrape. Etc
Quiet clothes Next spring your party dress should be so heavily embellished, it rustles as you walk
Chelsea boots This week brothel creepers are the women's left-field flat of the mo, OK?