Going up

Topshop's Alpaca boots Faux-fur lining + thick sole – £75 = January's perfect shoe

Leopard-print carpets What do you mean, the Savoy had to have theirs specially made? Can't we just get one from John Lewis?

To "red-carpet" a look As in can you do a posh frock the justice it deserves. Verb of the month

Balenciaga Black Caviar Best named body scrub in the history of the world. So why is it not available here?

Hubble The name of the men's Christopher Kane space scene fine-knit jumper currently rocking our world

Going down

Blake Lively Just a bit non, really. Even with the Chanel campaign and everything, we're still struggling to care

Detoxing Unless it's interiors detoxing (OK, tidying), in which case we highly approve

Florals It's all about Prada-ish maxi stripes from here on in

Brad Pitt's beanie A man who needs to brush up on his black-tie looks pre- awards season